so here's what happened.
i was clearing some stuff from my room.
then this crazy heavy metal thingy fell on my toe.
i assure you its 100% metal.

and its small too.
as you can see from the picture below.
ouh and btw, that's the book im reading now.
magical thinking by augusten burroughs.
its awesome.
go borrow it.
seriously.
you'll laugh your balls off.
and some who knows i can go on and on abt augusten will sigh and say,"CRAP. Here we go again. she's never gonna shut up abt augusten burroughs".
yeah well.
okayy. its bloody awesome and that's all i'll say.
BACK TO MY TOE! its swollen now. it somehow seems like i have replaced my cute little toe with a tiny brinjal. and now i kinda suddenly realise, my toenails are super tiny. it'll prob be a waste to go for a pedi.
that reminds me! i went to The Face Shop to buy a bottle of nail polish and the salesgirl was literally breathing down my neck.

SG: Hello! need any help?
ME: (fake laugh) noooooo..just looking. (international language for go away and leave me alone)
SG: All the new nail polish are just $2.90
ME: *forced smile*
i moved to the mascara aisle. SHE FOLLOWED ME very closely.
SG: looking for a mascara?
ME: No! seriously im just looking around! (bloody shit, i just want to run away from her)
SG:ooh okkayy (smiles nad continues to follow me)

she's obviously never gonna leave me alone. so i made my purchase. BUT SHE DIDNT STOP! she asked me whether i have the remover. i said yes. she told me the price. forced smile. she asked whether i wanted a buffer to go along with nail polish. i said no. she explained to me what the buffer is for. DO I LOOK LIKE A FREAKING IDIOT? i repeated my N-O. then she asked me again if i wanted the remover. *ROLL EYES*

i swear these people are the slaesgirls from hell. they annoy ppl. tskstk