The wonders of wishful thinking

Imagine this.
Me. CEO. Yazid of course will be my Personal Assistant. Yesyes, I'll pay you well. Company's name Ogriv. We deal with advertisements and multimedia shits. Everyone we know will be part of our company. and yes you will be of an executive position. I shall allow you to have your little people ordered around like slaves. Aren't i just the best boss ever? heh Eg Maria could be the Head of HR. Coz she soooo have excellent social skills..she'll be able to ensure everyone's happy. And her little people will ensure all of us are happy too. Speaking of happiness...I have agreed to let cute little kittens roaming around in the office. Therefore, i need to hire someone just to take care of these little kitties...

Working environment will be an awesome one. Air-conditioned of course. DUH. we'll have music playing in the background while the little people work. Meanwhile, Yazid and I can have huge tvs in our room. I'll have a secret room. A love dungeon. hahaa..only I have access to it. Not even my PA can go in..PA you understand? heh. Don't make me fire your ass. AND i will have someone possibly a moron to greet my employees every morning when they come to work. He'll be standing at the main entrance and go, "Good Morning! Have a productive day today!". With a smile of course. You see why i need a moron for this job?

We'll expand the company world wide and build an empire. We shall work harmoniously together. I will have representatives to go over to these countries on my behalf.We would need sales people, finance, accounts, consultants, cleaners etc. I need a chauffeur, hair stylist, make up artist, my very own designer. I would maybe even hire Neil Patrick Harris for entertainment purposes. It'll be totally awesome!

PA, did i miss anything?