Lizards are in fact very disgusting to look at. The stillness of their body. The paleness. Like there's no blood running through that long body of theirs. Mannequin-like. They just give m goosebumps. It's not like i would jump up in fright at the mere sight of their ogling eyes but they're just sooo...URGH! kinda disgusting..

In addition to that...the mere fact that their tail is detachable adds on to the ohmygodthey'redisgusting theory.

Mats are not very smart. The fact that they can't understand profound English words delights me to the point no chocolate ice-cream can offer. So i ask them about US presidency..what they make of the Bermuda Triangle..about books...history etcetc...I get dizzy with power and superiority. Everyone should give it a try. It's addictive. Huahuaa! i have to come up with more stoopid reasons to give them. Kinda sounds mean but what the heck. I will actually just go on and on and on until he deides that im too much of a hassle and go away...i'll get my fun and he'd just think im a nuisance.. Fair trade..rightRIGHT?

I mean honestly...what kind of guy asks you whether you're open-minded durin the first chat? Thats basically asking the girl whether she's a whore.

r says:
i nk jumpa u jer
r says:
tkleh ker?
for shits and giggles. says:
no need lahh..im actually quite boring once you get to know me...
r says:
it ok
r says:
i dn mind
ringgo says:
i'm boring 2
for shits and giggles. says:
then isnt it pointless for one boring person to meet another boring person?
for shits and giggles. says:
it will just be a boring meeting..

pls excuse the mat language..hahaa

You should start picking up my calls you know..it's pretty simple. When you see my name appear on you screen. Pick it up and say Hello. And I'll be on the other side replying to your hello..now..isn't that easy?